I first caught the movie when in the middle of the night when I was channel surfing as a kid. I didn't know it was a comedy. It fucked me up because I thought I'd dreamt it at first. And then later on I kept getting it confused with American Graffiti, for some reason. I later caught it in high school and it quickly…

Oh, fuck. I started giggling while reading this: Victor (Ken Marino) is still no good at hiding his virginity.

I did find a close-up of her look which looks better. It's not apparent in this image, but they're going for a vitiligo effect, which is pretty cool. At the very least, it's inspired.

Either way, fuckin' delicious.

Those are flautas or taquitos, then. Hell, the taco shell thing are basically just folded up tostadas.

(very mild)

I'm still laughing.

I was hoping for the dark circle around her eye. The white, while a good choice, just doesn't look as cool. Other than that, no complaints. Zazie Beets is gonna kill it.

So much for my It's a Small World script about the Small World Doll from America leaving their enclave and discovering it's actually a Big World, after all. (What, like you don't think that's coming?)

OK, A.V. Club. You've been tasked with retooling Suicide Squad 2 and making it a good movie. How would you go about doing that?

I think the Nahuas might have a word or two about pronunciation.

I prefer its more erotic American version.

And we all know minuses are made up.

Theron was great. The action scenes, admittedly fewer than I expected, were exciting. And the movie was stylish, punctuated by a killer soundtrack. I enjoyed it for what it was, but, yeah, it wasn't what I expected. It was a spy thriller above all else, which I would've been fine with if the trailers hadn't emphasized…

It's like Tyrion's playing war by the old rules. Both of these strategies would have definitely borne fruit, I think, if he were dealing with the previous generation of leaders. But I don't know that anybody could've counted on Cersei and Jaime being so willing to abandon their ancestral home.

This, this, this. It's why he looked so concerned when she tossed off that prophecy. He knows magic's real. He's experienced some shit, and he hates it.

I haven't been super psyched to watch them as they air, which is a shame.

Pickle is going to grow up to either be a boring accountant who chuckles sheepishly about this embarrassing phase from his childhood whenever it's brought up or a murderer. No in-between.

Oh, for some reason I had assumed this was a series.

Oh no, really?