My absolute favorite one is the price-match episode. Everything about this bit was gold: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Like tears…in rain.

And it's up to one man to solve those cases. Coming to CBS this fall, The Millennialist.

I was given the Nielsen journals in 2015 and 2016. Every day, I would wake up, and force myself to watch a low-rated critical darling. I was burdened by that responsibility. I had to shoulder that. I had to be the first line of defense. You're welcome, and I'm sorry.

"Viewers may be measured by a secretive obsolete system based on selected participants keeping handwritten journals of what they watch.

“Tonight I cried,” he continued, “because it’s never the end. This human species, we are so intelligent, we do such astonishing things. We can fly to the moon, but we still do stupid things.”

*Scans article for San Antonio shout-out, sees none.*

I was home sick with the flu recently and started flipping through daytime TV hell when I stumbled upon like, a marathon of recent CGI Barbie movies. I would periodically come back to the channel to see how the premises evolved. One of them was Barbie as a magical space warrior, and the other one had her as a spy.…

Even those, I'd argue, were entertaining. I mean, Speed Racer had John Goodman fighting ninjas! There's artistry there. It has to mean something.

See? Polarizing!

Oh God, we were Cloverfield all along!

"Hi, I'm Briggs Hatton."

"What did you think the 'con' stood for, anyway?"

The one where he played a genie?

Because they're saving her for the Nextwave movie or TV show they'd be stupid not to be working on right this second.

Skrull Kill Skwad, when?

Nymeria's got responsibilities now, after all.

Weren't they coming back for re-shoots? Maybe they'll be showing the League actually trying to save folks? I didn't appreciate a lot of Age of Ultron but I did love that both that one and the first Avengers had the heroes actively trying to save folks.

Punished Billy

Born in '91 and never left.