She's too busy being the new Batman.

Aren't they already married?

Neat. Should be fun to have a younger Doctor again. Wonder if she'll be more action-y? What sort of personality do you suppose we're getting this time around? We've had whimsical and we've done grumpy (both obvious simplifications). Maybe…dry wit again? Hm.

I enjoyed the ending. But damn, do I almost wish that Caeser had been given a line before leaving the Colonel. It would've been cheesy but so satisfying like, "ape does not kill ape." It would have meant nothing to the Colonel, I guess. So it's probably better that it wasn't done. STILL.

I rationalized it all by never shooting unless shot at. I was always shot at so I always shot.

Bah, then it doesn't count!

Fuck with everyone. Make the Doctor Mexican.

Ah, the romance of the century.

We finally got In N' Out in Texas. It still loses to Whataburger. I don't know if we're brainwashed out here, or they just don't compare.

My little sister once stole a steak knife from a Longhorn Steakhouse. It has the little longhorn logo on it. I fear for her future.

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The year I was born was super violent, huh.

You're the Worst is up there with Atlanta for me. You're the Worst is easily one of the best and most interesting sitcoms on TV right now. I would be fine if it lost to Atlanta (because Atlanta is truly special), but that's about it. I see the list of comedy series up there and can see a few which YTW could beat up…

You're the Worst was snubbed. They had a spectacular third season.
(And Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and The Good Place.)
But I'm glad Atlanta and Master of None are up there.

You read my mind.

Mark Twain and some kids meet Satan: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Whose?

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Too many men
There's too many people
Making too many problems
And not much love to go round
Can't you see
This is a land of collusion

Sometimes I wonder if Al Franken gets bummed out because nobody's asked him to help them out with their bits. He's right there.