I'm inspired.

I don't know what that was. I don't—I don't know what that was!

Has it been nearly long enough for the infrastructure to break down to that extent? It's been 15-20 years, tops, since the virus outbreak, or am I incorrect in thinking that?

It's strange. I think people just can't get out of the thinking that "prequels and reboots are inferior to the originals, full stop." Which I disagree with. I'll go so far as to say that these movies are so far better than any of the other films by a lot. They made me care about talking apes and their plight! And I…

The Of the Planet of the Apes films are easily my favorite trilogy in recent decades.

Which goes back to my main complaint about Man of Steel. It could've been a legitimately good Superman movie with a few tweaks to the plot. The ingredient were there! But Snyder overcooked a few things and got sloppy with others. (He should've shown Clark trying desperately to rescue folks, even if he fails. Maybe…

You would break up Yorkie and Kelly?!

Especially because Nemesis would be a perfect addition to the cast if the film's set during the Cold War.

you mean how like, the Ant-Man movie should've been

He spoke in class today.

My name is Last Week Tonight Host John Oliver, and I would like to rap for you. Drop a beat! My name is John Oliver, and I'm here to say, I'm going to rap to the beat in a rapping way! I've got a real big penis, and I drink lots of tea—

Hey.

I think it worked because even Griffin wasn't expecting that moment. Like, he was probably planning on guiding Justin to that moment, but Justin beat him to it. And it worked splendidly. What a gut punch.

Milana Vayntrub?

That line stopped me dead in my tracks. So perfectly timed by Justin.

It depends on the waifu.

"What? What'd I say? Why're you upset? I was just sayin', is all! It's weird. I think it's weird so it's weird. What? Why're you upset? I was just sayin'!"

This is…a weird take. People can absolutely say terrible things about someone's personal life without fear of being arrested by their government. It doesn't mean that the subject of said terrible things can't call the people saying them assholes for behaving like assholes.

Cosima and Delphine are starting to bore me. Like, I was intrigued by their relationship at first. It had promise. But now it's all dancing around each other. Whispering about how much they care for each other while still holding secrets from each other. It's fine for a season, but we've had more of this than we've…

Ahhh, you're right. You're right.