Riverdale is like, gothic Twin Peaks camp, and it's fun as hell.

This is, what, the third time he's canceled on San Antonio in a year?

Everyone in this show is so hot. It's unfair.

When your press secretary brings up Hitler and is like "yo, this guy wasn't even as bad as this guy" then maybe, well, wear the shoe that fits.

Prince seems like the absolute coolest dude. His stint on New Girl is probably one of the greatest celebrity cameos in history.

Apparently Prince was actually that good, or, at least, that competitive: https://theundefeated.com/f…

David J. Peterson, who created the spoken Dothraki language and a whole bunch of other languages for other fictional properties, wrote this book called "The Art of Language Invention" that is just fascinating.

Honestly, I will forgive it any of its flaws for Idris Elba's "Cancelling the Apocalypse!" speech, and Rinko Kikuchi outfitting her giant robot with a giant sword. It was two hours of del Toro smashing his monster and robot toys together, and that's why I love it.

I hope never. The man's a well spring of imagination. And it's not like his films don't make money. Didn't Pacific Rim make a killing overseas?

I wish Disqus didn't suck as badly as it did. I would change my username right the heck now.

Honestly, I almost regret not adding "_" between each word. Or…maybe "XxX"?

Hey! That's strictly post-09 internet talk!

Man, I miss the early aughts Internet. Back when I was a kid. Things were wild and free, and still awful, sure, but not quite as fast-food, it comes straight at you awful. We weren't gettin' shit force-fed to us through Facebook or Twitter. No, a lot of the time, we had to search that experience out. It wasn't a…

Remember when Bill Nye hit on Chelsea Peretti right in front of Jordan Peele?

And also a song that played during a Digimon movie where cyber monsters are like, |-| close to nuking Japan.

I've seen some critics on Twitter lately be like "Fargo the TV show actually sucks," and I want to be like, "No, you suck actually!" But then I'm like, well, you can have your opinion, I guess, but it's a wrong one. A terrible, no good, and wrong one. I guess what I'm trying to say is that Carrie Coon is wonderful,…

Somebody help this lad.

"No, because if I had a spirit animal, it would be an ocelot!"

It wasn't the funniest, but I loved its style. Noir fits this cast like a glove. And honestly, it was still pretty funny! Can't wait for the ride.

All of this just reminds me that Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. introduced Inhumans into the world at large through Fish Oil Pills.