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The only plot-related thing I remember about this game was "Press X to Kiss Your Wife." But I still remember the feeling of slicing and dicing orcs, and then forcing a horde into my service. The semi-pride I felt as they rose through the ranks. Gah, the gameplay was so good, and the Nemesis System is just one of my

I've loved Taraji P. Henson since Person of Interest. She is so fine, and so talented. You'll forever be Joss Carter to me, but I'm so glad you're getting your due props. Hidden Figures was great.

It ain't Shanghai Knights, that's for sure.

I'm the loneliest Tuxedo-fan in the world.

Moonlight got its moment in the sun taken from it. The La La Land crew were humiliated, even as Jordan Horowitz commanded that stage. At least both got some righteous wins (and unlike a lot of people, I think La La Land definitely deserved both its Cinematography and Director wins, but not Best Picture.) I'm hopeful

Hey! I liked The Tuxedo.

I loved that show/book so much. Remember that episode with grown-up Static? He wakes up and just destroys the enemy without breaking a sweat.

*jerk off motion*

Even Sean Spicer's succumbing to the Dark Side look.

I may be done with this show. I don't quite know if I am just yet, but…I'm close.

I love Texas, particularly the more Mexican-y parts of Texas, but I despise our government.

Nah, it ain't all that. It has more fun with its premise than The Matrix did.

I like that Black Lightning is going the "former hero" route. It's a nice change from what we've gotten so far. Maybe Thunder and Lightning might also be part of the series?

Gaahhh, fuck this shit.

Oh God, yeah. But if you let yourself accept that silliness? It's worth it, definitely. It revels in the silliness.

It's one of the few shows that can genuinely make you appreciate how beautiful humanity can be. And it also has kung fu and mind orgies.

No, of course not, but I'd rather see America Chavez and Storm interact. Like, when did that happen? When did she and Miles Morales exchange enough words with one another to be his "sis from another miss?" Those are stories I want to read!

I like America Chavez a lot, but uh, why do all of these characters also like her and know who she is? She never struck me as being the biggest team player even when she's a part of a team. Not every new kick-ass hero needs to be propped up as a symbol of hope, Marvel! America's great because she punches things very

She could pull it off, def. There's nothing really the says America Chavez needs to be a teenager. She kicks ass and is a Latina-esque person from another dimension.

Poor, poor Merle. Lost an arm, an eye, his god, his Della Reese, and who knows what else. He just wants to help! Sorta!