David and Syd had some truly beautiful moments this episode. In fact, I think theirs might be one of the most efficiently established yet true-feeling romances I've seen in ages.

Why is "religion of peace" in quotation marks in your comment but not "threat of radical Islam"? I mean, I know why on a face value-level (you're "quoting" someone), but also, well. There's an emotional thread there that I don't quite feel like pulling, but it sure is there. And also, nah, assholes should be called…

Same, and, honestly, I bet someone at Archie HQ's pitched that at some point. I wouldn't put it past them.

I'm sure this has already been mentioned in the like, five non-Smashmouth comments, but The Prince Of Egypt is a masterpiece. (And, I guess, The Road To El Dorado gave me my first cartoon crush as a child in the form of Chel, which, like, c'mon, Dreamworks.)

The funniest part to me was that I honestly didn't know whether it was a dream sequence or not. In any other show, obviously. Not so much in this one.

Martin-Green is the only way that Rhonda works for me. She's stellar, and I'm happy to see her as something other than Walking Dead grim. That said, the rest of the episode was, like Emily mentioned, just a bit off. I would've preferred the "Rumspringa/Boy Ride" feature just Nick and Jess. Those two have not had…

New Girl's already sort of wrapping up its major character arcs. I can see it get a final season easily.

GRRRR. I hadn't realized. Shame. I liked reading those reviews.

Maximus the Mad is a grrreeeeaaat character. And Iwan Rheon is basically the perfect person to play him, especially after Game of Thrones and Misfits.

Yeah, this and shipping real people has always seemed just…not cool, especially in the age of social media. I can't imagine what life must be like for people who are imagined as being in a relationship with someone else by millions of fans. To the point where any real relationship puts that person up to intense and…

Gina Rodriguez + Boxing = Good Shit.

It's like gambling in that it's exactly like gambling except socially acceptable during work hours.

On the flipside, when's Wilmore getting a new show?

All I care about is whether I win my office's Oscar pool. I've only seen like four of the movies nominated, but I'm really good at guessing!

I enjoyed it well enough. I hadn't meant to tune in, but I laughed a lot. Because Pete Holmes is a funny guy, and Artie Lange's been given gold. I hope Lauren Lapkus sticks around, somehow. I like her.

I can see hints of that in the pilot. Artie Lange seems to be the "agnostic" angel on his shoulder.

I think it was said they hadn't been "friends" since the summer, when Archie's dad let Jughead's dad go for stealing from them?

This. It's a great supernatural movie, but it's not at all a Constantine movie.

I'd argue: Constantine is actually good.

Good point. What if you reset from zero at the beginning of each season?