The SMGs in Titanfall 2 are so good that I haven't waded out past my usual kit. Devotion + Warp + Ronin with the Anti-Pilot Turret Boost. It's a blast. Now that they've added Angel City to the map roster, I feel like the game has really come into its own. I hope it has a long shelf life. It really does deserve it.

Sure love those cookies, huh.

"Verrrrry interesting…"

OKAY, this sure is a premise, but…why would South American kidnappers kidnap these two? Mistaken identity? Or is the conceit that the average blonde American woman is inherently invaluable?

Oh, I can definitely, definitely see how "Gourmet" burgers can go bad. Many times my experience has been that more expensive the burger is, the worse it is. It's weird.

This Vice article on the bar in Trump Tower's also pretty good: https://munchies.vice.com/e…

It's slow, right? It's not just me? It feels super slow. His little jumps, his running speed, his stunts. All of that.

Focus? Is that the one with Margot Robbie? I thought it was fine. Like a decent hour-long TV pilot.

The trailer and the actual premise of this movie are so at odds with each other that I'm surprised one hasn't shot the other dead. It's fascinating.

Ain't life the goddamn strangest thing. People actually invested money into making this script an honest-to-goodness movie with actors and everything.

It's a take on the car-exhaust look. Not many artists can pull it off. He should look streamlined to hell. http://screenrant1.imgix.ne…

"Now, with the awful twists of the HIMYM finale a distant memory in the minds of TV viewers"

Same. It's one of the few sitcom finales that felt so wrong that it made the show harder for me to stomach, even the episodes that I at one time loved.

I enjoyed seeing Boyle step up, Hitchcock's rapping was a fantastic bit, and competitive Holt is always at least a little funny to me. But, yeah, it was overall kind of a weak offering, especially for a Christmas episode. Nikolaj's cute and all, but eh, he's nothing like what we were promised at the onset of the…

Shit, that one might actually make sense, though.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat!

So, uh, did puppies murder her family? How can they possibly spin her motivations - making a puppy coat - into something Maleficent-y?

Lovely first half-of-an-episode that ran out of steam by the end. I was rolling my eyes at that group dance sequence, and I usually love those! Are we supposed to believe that Robby is so rich he could close down a street in L.A.? I can believe that he knows Darlene Love or that he can arrange a flash mob in mere…

Yuuuup. He got to sleep with Jess, I guess?

Winston and Cece's friendship is my favorite thing about her moving into the loft. He brings out the silliness in Cece, and Hannah Simone is so good that it feels like Cece's always been this weird. And I love it. I love it.