Eh, you can maybe pride yourself in the notion that Muggles would absolutely wipe out the Wizarding community if it came to it.

T'was beauty killed the beast, though.

Hey, hey. He was the second-most memorable thing about Deep Blue Sea.

Probably gonna have them fight then team up against the aliens.

Its Kong was pretty great, though. Sure, the script was silly, but I liked the way they approached his demeanor.

Paul's whole self right now is a reaction to his marriage to Lindsey and the torment he felt being around her. It's a selfish, petty way to live, but it's not unreasonable. He felt like he'd given everything over to her, his whole self, and sacrificed a lot for the sake of their "family" while she…didn't but kept…

Everything was blowing up around Gretchen. She looked so happy. God, that was hard to watch. I can't wait for next season.

You're the Worst is beautiful, essential, hilarious, and heartbreaking. I'm so glad it exists.

The Nice Guys is one of Gosling's best performances. Thanks to Black's writing, there are so many comedic layers there for him to work with, and he manages it brilliantly. He was a riot.

I'm in.

Soon, he'll be known only as Dowd because he's all outta A's!

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is a well-cast, well-acted, OK-shot and totally unwarranted property. It's been loads of fun these last two seasons because it finally realized that the superhero stuff is vastly more interesting than their spy stuff. I look forward to it more than Arrow and The Flash now, but I used to hate (or…

Hailee Steinfeld's career trajectory fascinates me. It's like, the inverse of Brie Larson's career. She's started as a terrific actress with early Oscar success, became a model, and now she's transitioned into a successful pop career. Good for her.

No water in the water fountain
No side on the sidewalk

I am a year younger than her, and I was a huge Harry Potter fan even as far back as when the first movie was being advertised on Hi-C boxes, so I watched every film as it came out. It…yeah, yeah. I'm so glad that the Harry Potter trio turned out to be socially engaged, intelligent adults. I don't know that my dumb…

I was in like, fourth grade when I picked up Sorcerer's Stone. It blew me away. Sure, I'd read all the usual children's adventure books up until then. Accelerated reader turned me into a voracious one. But Harry Potter stuck with me, and I became a complete obsessive about reading them as they came out.

Huh, so you're saying it'd make a good 800 episode anime?

I missed Anatoli, holy hell.

I only ever listened to their debut, which I liked. Any of their other stuff good?

I could see Larry Wilmore killing it on HBO. Give him weeknights, or a travel show.