I…I kind of liked Hardline. Its campaign was fun!

Lord have mercy, everything is fire!

This show gets away with a lot due to its fantastic and game cast, but oh, c'mon, Lucifer, stop spinning your wheels like this. Get to the point. Or start sharpening something so that there is a point. I like you, show, but you need to work just a tiny bit harder, and give me more Ella.

"Finally! Welcome Back!"

Tyler Hoechlin did it. He made me feel like, whoa, that's Superman! In only two short hours, too. Good job, dude.

You forgot to wipe the axe down first!

Craig's one of those characters I completely forget about once he's out of a scene and then am surprised about when he shows up and is treated like a regular.

Ah, ya got me!

I mean, I get it. The Academy's "Youngling Slaughter 101" was a bit much.

Truly, one of the finest depictions of Frankenstein's monster ever put on screen. Sure, it's got its issues. But Rory Kinnear was great in the role. Moody, menacing.

"with a new love interest, "

I'm rather late to the party, aren't I? How dreadful of me to only just discover how good this show is. What a fascinating opener.

First episode: pretty good!

This…seems like a big mistake. 1. It's not live. 2. They're doing a fake audience? What? Why? 3. The sets look…cheap. Cheaper than cheap. Cheaper than the original movie.

I forgive you, weird wizard man.

I'd watch a show about Jidenna. Dude looks straight out of a comic book, and I love it. He'd make a killer Doctor, actually…

Really. Harley Quinn is one of the few characters created in the last 20-30 years to become almost immediately recognizable in the public consciousness. Granted, I prefer her original look way more than I do where she is now, but when you look at a depiction of Harley Quinn, you know it's Harley Quinn. (Usually. The…

Wait, wait, wait. Is her name Vanessa Van Helsing? Or Vanessa Helsing? How does that track?

Is this guy in it? http://vignette2.wikia.noco…

"And this is Blarb, Barb's identical twin sister who isn't a total buzzkill."