I'd love it if Alexa played Big Black when asked to play music for fucking.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Interrupting pickle.
Interrupting pick —
I love Trump!

In that photo, he's simply telling his brother, Snow Miser, that he can let it snow in Southtown as long as he can let the North Pole have one spring day.

Too soon, JMP, too soon. What's on your to-do list for tomorrow?

Geez, can't we all just get along?

Emusic is still going. I'm still a member (left for a while and then came back eventually), and it still works. However, if I search it, I don't see "Fantastic Damage."

It was awful when my father came
— The AV Club

I downvoted it. I can't help it - I'm part of an Eastern Syndicate.

Word to your NFPA 101, "Life Safety Code"!

The AV Club …

I'm sorry, but what does this article have to do with Luke Cage?

Well, he was in "Cabin Boy."

Yeah, it was on Dark Beloved Cloud. They had a thing where you could create art for 3" CDs and send it to them. Then over time they'd send you a set of 3" CDs for free, using the art that people made. Melt-Banana/Fat Day was one of them.

Yea for Mompou!

In the photo, why are Abe and George covered with butterscotch topping?

They binded him — with SCIENCE! (And, yeah, I know it should be "bound")

Maybe they can film at the new hockey arena that the kids are always going on about, how it's bringing in the tourist dollars and really beefing up the downtown. Craft services can bring in a table full of Yocco's hot dogs, scrapple slices, and some Unique splits pretzels.

The use of credit cards and an electronic bookkeeper has been around for at least a couple of years. We went from a Shrek Monopoly board to the electronic one, which resulted in me ceding my banker role to my son. Now he can cheat with impunity.

Ooh, wrong Boy. Bear McCreary did the score for the Boy that we're discussing. Hauschka did the soundtrack for another movie called "The Boy" that came out last year. More like a feral boy torments other boys out camping. http://www.imdb.com/title/t…

Uggh - I can't masturbate to any of this!