I can solve the virginity problem for you.

Speaking of Skynet, where the hell did she go? Did she leave after the changeover to NuDisqus/the redesign?

Can we bring back Boypussy and Biastioc next?

Well said. It might sound like a more benign situation than the one SAD described last week, but that would be taking a first impression at face value.

There are plenty of ways to lose a console. It could get stolen, loaned out to someone who never returns it, damaged or broken in some way, put in storage or left behind somewhere during a move, maybe even misplaced during transit. Or some combination of the above.

She's earned it, all right. She's got a long way to go before she beats Nancy Grace for the title of "most horrible person on American broadcast television" but she's earned it.

I bought a PS2 about a month ago and I feel a little…underwhelmed. Not that there's anything wrong with the software library, just that a) I've been having a ball trying to find games for it (aside from the odd pawn shop or locally owned video game store, there
aren't many places outside of the Internet that carry…

While it deserves credit for refusing to back down, Rob Monte's sophomore post is ultimately a clumsy, panache-deficient bite of ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER's style that fails to either set itself apart from the gimmick-commenter herd or make a case for its author as a gimmick poster to watch. Instead of pawing at the tails…

I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off.

There are only two things I can think of here:

Exactly. The idea that the problems in this relationship (i.e. the abuse) are limited to their sex life and nothing else is a hard sell.

My question was/is as much a thought experiment or a philosophical exercise as much as anything else. Okay, yeah, so I did have the pleasure of making the acquaintance of a beautiful stranger recently, but I don't harbor too many illusions about the chances of anything happening between us and there's not a fuck of a…

Dear Savage Dik:

In this case, the female analogue to castration would be the removal of the ovaries and uterus.

Things like SON's letter are what make me want to cheerlead for mandatory castrations. When is initiating a sexual relationship with your boss's kid, especially one who is still in high school (legal adult or not), EVER a good idea?

Better a quick death than a losing battle drawn out over a period of months or years, I say. Less time for medical bills to pile up or hope spots to twist the knife.

Weren't Dinosaur Jr., fIREHOSE and Negativland all on SST at one point?

*Offers trenchant insight*

I've been to both Red Lobster and the Olive Garden within the last twelve months. You're not missing a whole lot.

I'm at the point in my life where I would rather not be given presents. I've got enough crap as it is and I can always get more crap myself if the need for more crap ever arises. To put it another way: don't feel obligated to shop for me, guys.