My favorite is Clive Merrison, one of the BBC Radio Holmes. All the acting is in his voice, and there's plenty there.

Gaslight
"just what is a gaslight, for instance?"
An essential part of the oeuvre of Thomas Kinkade?

But then the trains wouldn't look real.

Ross, I think you've just explained one of the flaws of Libertarianism.

Rockwell:Kinkade::Tom Petty:Billy Bob Thornton

No, little girl—pigs are good to eat.

Inglorious Basterds?

As long as
they're not recent photos, big deal.
She looked pretty damn good, back in the old days.

He probably let your teasing fuel his blood-soaked fantasies of murdering you all one day.

Years back there was a made-for-tv movie with Ted Levine playing a Hunter Thompson-like character in Aspen. It was a comedy/mystery/thriller, and it wasn't bad at all. Had some very good moments, especially considering that it was made for network tv.

The oeuvre of Cuba Gooding, Jr.

I really can't remember since it's been so long since the series was on tv, but wasn't Bartlett's opponent in the presidential election played by James Brolin, father of Josh, who later played G Bush the Younger?

None of that anti-American intellectual commie shit in my house.

What the hell were Dean, the dog and your mom doing? Or better left unsaid?

The guy from Pawn Stars.

It needs the Insane Clown Posse.

French Stewart as Riddler.

The actor who played Harry (can't think of his name) on Third Rock would be a good Riddler, too.

Cast, not casted.
Damn ignorant weathermen on the tube.

Bill Nye the Science Guy as The Riddler.