Maybe that's why the old broad had to go down the stairs, then?

Martin Short is capable of brilliant work when he's not doing the commercial sort. Anyone else see his ex-Nazi character?
The sleazy lawyer is good, too, and Jiminy Glick, of course.

No love for the War of 1812?

Since Bush was installed rather than elected in 2000, technically he wasn't "re-elected" in 2004.
But it really was disappointing to see how many truly stupid Americans there were in 2004.

What would Chang do?

In terms of artwork, Prince Valiant and Rick O'Shay.

The Taste Test has been bland without Chang.
And he is excessively good-looking for someone who eats the kind of shit he eats.

One of my uncles was a Navy cook, and his solution to everything was adding a pound of salt. He really thought he was a good cook, too, the best in the family.
In a family of mediocre cooks, he wasn't anywhere near the top.

Umbrella
"Show business is like an umbrella. An umbrella that's been used to beat several people to death."

Congoleese Rice.

You know when it gets worse? When you walk up to someone you recognize but haven't seen in a while, and you realize it's the grown up child of that person.

Also the sexy Salvation Army woman in Guys & Dolls, playing opposite Marlon Brando in his singing&dancing debut, and finale probably because he was so bad at both.

I know you said it was a bullshit story, but wasn't part of the hype about Bonanza that it was in color, all that gorgeous scenery in the mountains and everything? So everyone had to go out and buy color tv sets to watch it?

The AV Club ignored the death of Jim McKay, who covered the Olympics and other sports events on ABC for 30 years or more.

After Pernell Roberts left, there was an actor brought in from Broadway, David Canary, who was there for a couple of years. He's still doing All My Children, probably, unless he's dead now too. Like the actor who played Palmer Cortland, who turned out to be gay, and really quite accomplished in things other than…

Give her a chance.

Like Jessica
Is Amelie going to put Jennifer on a sadness watch list like Jessica Simpson?

aught 9 was just a couple of weeks ago, though.

Speaking of the Veyron—remember a couple of months ago, the video of the guy driving his Veyron into the Gulf of Mexico?
The guy just bought a new one. It made the local newspaper, which should say everything necessary about the local newspaper.

An anagram of Leno is lone.