Bill Nye is still fighting the good fight against the Creationism/Intelligent Design thugs.

Are we forgetting a gem called Lightning Jack, or whatever the monstrosity was with Paul Hogan?

Isn't "interesting" the word you use when you don't want to tell the truth?

I get annoyed by "across the globe" for some reason. Shouldn't it be "around the globe"? It used to be.

Expelled

I know I should check first, but somehow I doubt that "Fong" is a Japanese name.

When I got to Texas, I stopped going west too soon.

The just-before-Christmas church bazaar was one of the year's highlights when I was growing up. I'd save up from my allowance all year to buy presents, and there was a gameroom in the basement for the kids, to keep them out of their parents' way.
That, and the spring rummage sale, are about my only good memories of…

What's wrong with sponges? Aren't they worthy?

Maybe just a flesh-colored wet suit.

DumCal, sounds about the same as homeopathy.

Tom Cruise in Collateral worked for me. I thought he was very good.

That's Engrish.

Jackie Chan is the Ricky Jay of action heroes.

And such small portions.

As if you're surprised.

If a bar has more than pickled eggs and beer nuts, it might as well have ferns, too.

Did you bust a cap-lock?

I guess I just go to bars where men go.

Under the mask, he's Ben Affleck.