According to the machine, he's telling the truth. …except for the part about the monster party. But yes, his name is James Woodcroft. And he wants to have sex with a corpse.

Chesong hamnida?

For me, it was Simpson Safari, in season 12. Particularly the scene were they saw giraffes coming out of holes underground and when Lisa protests, Homer says, "Lisa, what did you JUST SEE?"

For me, it was Simpson Safari, in season 12. Particularly the scene were they saw giraffes coming out of holes underground and when Lisa protests, Homer says, "Lisa, what did you JUST SEE?"

Seriously, so much genuine pathos that I never thought I would feel about a racecar made out of cookies.

Seriously, so much genuine pathos that I never thought I would feel about a racecar made out of cookies.

My boyfriend noticed something that sailed over my head, and that was that the parking attendant at the car building minigame was the mascot for Beard Papa's cream puffs, which we walked past in San Francisco a couple of weeks ago.

My boyfriend noticed something that sailed over my head, and that was that the parking attendant at the car building minigame was the mascot for Beard Papa's cream puffs, which we walked past in San Francisco a couple of weeks ago.

I also think that Kristin Schall could have been a slightly better Vanellope.

I also think that Kristin Schall could have been a slightly better Vanellope.

My boyfriend and I team up to play Zelda games, and I am the hack-and-smash bad-guy fighter while he is the strategy man,

My boyfriend and I team up to play Zelda games, and I am the hack-and-smash bad-guy fighter while he is the strategy man,

Ehh, that was really more of a burgundy.

Ehh, that was really more of a burgundy.

Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Blink 192?

Blink 192?

Libraries are starting to invest a lot more time in their children and teen centers. I worked at the one in my city, and it was a hugely popular hangout for kids getting out of school. We had computers to use for free, manga, books, movies, and Wii games to play with their friends.

Libraries are starting to invest a lot more time in their children and teen centers. I worked at the one in my city, and it was a hugely popular hangout for kids getting out of school. We had computers to use for free, manga, books, movies, and Wii games to play with their friends.