"Heh heh heh….. wait, what?"

Punch Sean Hannity in his stupid face. Punch him!

Iron & Wine - Ghost on Ghost.

Opinion that I recognize is subjective but I still believe is objective - Mike Mills is the single best backup vocalist of all time. OF ALL TIME.

I'm not going to lie, I've always found the two big hits on AFTP a little boring.

Gwen Ihnet's opinion is bad, and she should feel bad.

"which means she might even be playing some version of herself"

Well, yeah, but it's still Obama's fault.

I say this with love, but putting a "Have you seen me" sticker of a Republican on a fucking almond milk container is like the most stereotypically young liberal thing I can imagine.

It's true though. They called me on my Obama Phone and offered me the job.

What, did Don Lemon wander off and get lost again? He usually turns up eventually.

Buckle it up. Buckle it up. Buckle it up or you'll die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What am I going to do with these hundreds of extra words???

Who needs fresh water anyway?

It's also worth noting that liberals like that EXIST, which is not true of conservatives.

This makes me stupidly happy.

That had the same screenwriter as the Berenstain Bears movie, right?

It's actually stunning how recent any type of serious regulation on human test subjects is. Hell, the Tuskegee experiments lasted until 1972.

The trailer makes it look like Oprah Yelling - The Movie.

It's not quite Jim Gaffigan - Ashley Williams, but I guess it'll do.