That Princeton guy said that it's going to be the #1 book for the next 4 years with 99.9999% certainty, so I'm sure Silver's wrong.

Only after everyone in the Clinton campaign that didn't think showing up in the midwest mattered is slapped with sharks.

Well, at one point, Obama placed increased restrictions on incoming Iraqi refugees, which was exactly the same thing in every facet. YES IT WAS THE SAME THING, YOU SHUT UP.

Hot Spots in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania To Visit! (Or So I'm Told, I'd Never Visit One of Those God Forsaken Places, There's Really Nothing of Value to Be Gained From That)

I also look forward to her essay about how Nancy Reagan cured AIDS.

Right after Z&H in Hyde Park.

I miss a lot of things about Chicago, but Xoco is near the top of the list.

Can the end result of this be more drunk Don Lemon on TV?

Breeds are just, like, a social construct, man.

Welcome to Trump's America.

Remember when they were mad that Clint Eastwood did that Halftime in America commercial, because it didn't explicitly state that Obama is a Kenyan Socialist Muslim?

Look, guys, it's not a Muslim ban because *twists self into knot of right wing bullshit and obfuscation*

I'm waiting until Trump does something that makes David Duke go, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not go to extremes here."

It was symbolism. He was mad.

Every time I see a picture of Mel Gibson, I get mad at him for retroactively ruining a really great Simpsons episode for me.

Well, that's a line I'm stealing.

"I am hoping and praying that, at some point, the people responsible for programming decide not to cover Trump's completely self-serving public appearances like this."

There's nothing hasty about it. He spend months and months telling us he was going to do EXACTLY THIS.

I want to go to there*.

I hope it's just the "Not Without My Anus" episode of South Park.