VALIDATE MY OPINION, GODDAMMIT

That Jessie Beaver lady is only human.

Also incorrect: Actually being offended by this.

And her singing in Florence Foster Jenkins was terrible!

I'm calling it - Detroit upsets Seattle. Ansah finally breaks out against their manaquin OT, and Stafford shakes off his injury and has a big game.

Go fuck yourself.

Any residual Community goodwill I had for Joel McHale was gone 2 minutes into my first episode of The Great Indoors.

You Belong In Me.

God, what a talentless attention whore.

Even you know this isn't a great job, internet.

Yeah. He uses it in situations that call for an adverb, although I'm sure he doesn't know what an adverb is.

Alicia Silverstone asks, "Sounds good. Is there a vegan option available?"

Walken has been in a truly astonishing number of terrible films. It's entirely possible this doesn't even make the top five.

It was negotiated in his contract that he has to dye his hair blonde and show of the gams.

Like most opponents of Jon Stewart's war of words, Carson accepted the meaningless loss and continued to rake in millions doing the shitty job he was doing before.

He's been in the "Fuck it, just pay me" portion of his career for at least a decade.

Who will be handling all these drunk celebrities?

If you had a theme song, what would it be?

"Not too mention the almighty arrogance and stupidity that thinks you can apologise on behalf group of people"

The "Boston Public" Strategy never works out long term.