I agree with you for two reasons.

Sweet, sweet oil.

I said, we've been calling it Seward's Folly for years. For years. It's the worst folly ever. The worst. Dozens of administrations since then, and no one has the guts to do something about it.

"Don't worry, we'll be able to control him after he's in office." - Naive Republicans

The next four years are going to be exactly as bad as it seems, aren't they?

You could take the last five words off this headline and it would be equally true.

I think that's all true, but I just find it funny that Rory is "the worst" when there are multiple characters on this very show who are more pathetic and/or more shitty than her.

It's weird to me that everybody hates Rory but loves Paris, who is LITERALLY A EUGENICIST and just kind of an all-around asshole.

It's funny, because I just smoked for the first time* too! It's pretty neat.

At first I was like, "No, don't do this. Write a new movie for them that's as funny as these. Do what Spy did!"

So, uh, con men are everywhere. Being a schmuck who bullshits his way through everything is unfortunately a valuable skill set in all walks of life. For some reason, people REWARD con men even when they're on some level aware of the con.

So this is what it feels like when doves cry.

Mr. Poopy Butthole? Final scene of Season 2?

Okay, now I feel like you're just fucking with me.

This guy knows the way you deal with pain and anguish is with pain pills and surprise attacks on pizza guys.

I knew a Mormon guy who unironically yelled "gosh dammit" when he was upset. I always found it endearing.

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I loved when Lane comforted Rory about how growing up is hard.

Look at this phonograph.
If I adjust the speed the song sounds out of whack.

For some reason, that Green Day one has me giggling like a bastard.