Guess he'll just have to find another project for telling upper middle class white people how secretly unhappy they are.

Oh, well in that case, no, you still can't give him his kryptonite.

I used to do drugs, but that was way back over there.

Yes. Is there some reason it WOULDN'T be?

"Singer admits that getting all the details right is tricky, so much so that an actor can be correct at the beginning of a sentence and wrong by the end of it. An example is Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s mostly credible French accent in The Walk."

RON…

They're silver because of all the lead and mercury in those children's tears. Who needs the EPA anyway?

Which is probably the main reason the Republicans aren't getting rid of the filibuster. They're counting on using the democrats as an excuse to prevent him from pushing some of his more insane shit.

Good fucking question. It's not like he has any power to do that.

I still don't understand how The Simpsons animation today can be so much uglier than it was 20 years ago.

I hate activist judges. Antonin Scalia is the greatest Supreme Court justice of all time.

If Ted Nugent doesn't end up MCing one of them I will eat my hat.

I mean, it stands to reason. Trump is a reality star who has never produced anything worthwhile, whose only goal and only skill is promoting his own fame, and who dates and marries based on status.

I don't know, looks to me like it worked.

I don't know what this means, but I agree with it.

ECTO COOLER!

That cheese and corn chex one kind of makes me want to kill myself.

Your second paragraph is the lesson the Democratic party needs to learn from this election, but probably won't.

If they did allow food and pot to be served in the same location, I'm assuming that would be the portion size at The Cheesecake Factory.

BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE NUMERATOR OR DENOMINATOR IS