"presidential candidate who most resembles an overcooked pot roast."

All that's true, but this is also a show that had a guy launch himself to earth from space, land near America, be rescued by a boat, immediately see one of Tandy's billboards, make it to Tucson, figure out where Tandy was actually living while in Tucson, find a note that Carol really had no reason to leave in Tucson,…

Post-season success?

You many also know him from the Amazon commercials with that short guy from Rushmore.

So, how many movies does Bateman have to be awful in before he stops getting starring roles?

Oh, you know, it's the one where the not particularly attractive self-described intellectual fucks a beautiful 20 year old with no discernible personality.

Don't worry. There are millions afflicted with this condition. Many learn to overcome it, and even thrive. Why, I know of one who ended up fronting The Flaming Lips.

Yep.

I've never been able to decide if the acting, directing, or editing is the most amateurish aspect of that show.

What's the one thing Heidecker has succeeded at?

"The slightly sardonic undercurrent brings to mind Harry Nilsson and Warren Zevon"

Hey everybody, an old man is talking.

I would have also accepted Bugles.

That's not the R.E.M. way.

Do you wish your snack food was even more processed and also had more air in it? Well have I got a snack food for you!

I don't know why I bother having thoughts, when The Onion always sums them up better than I can.

Yes, but what you called it isn't nearly pretentious enough.

So many things wrong with that song, yeah.

According to Urban Dictionary, a Flying Moses is a fat person trying to crowd surf and when they jumps the crowd parts like the red sea.

Things rhymes with things, right?