You already do.

Even though I'm well aware this song is Dire Straights, when it starts I still always think, "Oh, hey, that Bruce Springsteen song."

Someone with a very creepy mouth, I'd imagine.

Not just regular beards, but FACE BEARDS now???? FUCK YES!!!

So, January Jones was really fucking good in this episode. Considering how much people rag on her acting, her delivery of, "I just had to smash these right now" (something to that effect) was fantastic.

The New York Times really pushed this story, long after the facade had lifted. They never got enough crap about that.

A History of Violence. I thought the graphic novel was decent but forgettable. The movie expanded on the central premise and made the characters actually act like human beings. It would never have occurred to me after reading the graphic novel that there was an actually great story or great characters in there…

It's like you've never even seen "Oh! Heavenly Dog."

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How can you sit there and expect them to come up with new things?

Just make sure you leave a solid 40 for his daughters to "act" in.

But I was told Guns went with "God" and "Grits." They're all followed by "Gravy."

So we're still pretending "Fly" was a good hour of television, huh?

Oh god. I knew this day would come.

Prostate cancer, strangely enough.

Fetal Alcoholic Syndrome

WHY DID YOU PUT SALT IN THIS BEER! OH GOD, I'M STILL THIRSTY!!!

And did Hertz Rent-a-Car infringe on his right to due process by severing ties with O.J. before he'd even faced a trial?

The point is people throw out legal terms without knowing (or caring) what they mean.

Man, between this and the 3D NES extension, I may be switching browsers.