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To paraphrase the then-not-great Kirsten Dunst when Spidey 3 came out, "onnne, twooo, we're really gonna make another of these things…."

Fifty bucks says that's exactly how they spin it. God damn this life!

Or at least his face certainly was.

(Shoots person)

Robert Kardashian had as much to do with getting OJ acquitted as Bill Wennington had to do with the 97 Bulls beating the Utah Jazz.

I admire many a conman, but a conwoman?? Now I'm afraid you've lost me…

Either that or I steal them.

Which makes their pool scenes in the League all the more interesting in hindsight.

Either she's needed on Broadway or Colbert wants her to start doing a weekly Melania. Either way, we win.

Janey: You haven't said hi to me in like six years.
Jake: Actually it's more like eight years. The time you're referring to, I was saying hi to the person behind you.

Are we just slated to have a Lonely Island HBO mockumentary every two years? I did laugh at the Jon Snow of it all getting a call from the Queen. Toodle-doo!

But certainly no has-bian!

Yupyupyupyup
Mmmbuhbupbup
Wuhhhpwupwupwup
Brrrrbrrbrrp

You're right, much better now.

Makes LOST look like a cohesive story.

Joe Fox and Kathleen Kelly, You've Got Mail.

Twisted again!

I no longer recall the show you're referring to.

I'd have said Kim Pine but she's my homegirl and also way too cool for Scott.

Yeah, it's a movie. In Canada. It's not real.