Yeah, China being in charge brings us one step closer to casually inserting Mandarin into our language, a la Firefly.

"WHAT ARE THEY HIDING FROM THE REST OF US!?"

They're probably drained from all that Amber Heard harpy sex.

(These Happy Days are yours and mine!)

He's not whining at all.

The Ezio Collection is phenomenal.

"Hell yea. Men's rights." (Fist bump extend)

Yeah we're not on foxnews.com and Obama isn't president.

It's like those bent Aussies are the only ones left capable of quality control!

Is he plastered in those tweets or what.

That's a shame, it looked mildly funny bordering on good. Guess not. We'll always have the blonde smacking her ass in the trailer.

That is technically correct…

Based on his Krypton genesis, yeah he's a stranger in a strange land. But Batman by no means has an easier life than Supes. Bruce lacks the luxury to remove himself from the human crisis to reflect theoretically.

And here wasn't Superman supposed to be the equal to Batman in morals? Clark Kent would save all the lives he could if they were innocent? But in this game? Not so much.

100%

No you're in the wheelhouse of public opinion as well as my own. The game tries to sell this stolid and resolute nature to sacrifice several lives to save a planet is practical but it sure doesn't sound anything like Superman.

This is so not the Superman I'm used to in any verse.

Blocking and flipping mid-air? Impossible! I had to skip half that shit on the tutorial and playing on hard is ridiculous versus medium which is child's play.

This is a Kraken Service Announcement: this game sucks dick. And not in a fun way. This was the most trigger happy misguided impulse buy in the last year and a half (The Division taking that title in 2015).

Depends. The Trey Parker one, yes. Lil Bush? Eh like two seasons. I was a big fan of Lil' Bush.