He's only thirty years old!

Seems like we're the only ones who remember the breathlessness of what passed. An erstwhile on Fargo of Season 2 packed more punch, dontcha know.

Spoken like a true Fargo connoisseur. Where is our breakout character or singular scene? Its Emperor's New Clothes to say it's up to par.

Both Dutches LOVED it! The now unprecedented five(!) Barry appearances in a row which shows that even in a coma, our favorite cyborg is still in Archer's mental depths. Throw in the growingly charming hot-dog-eating gag and Lana hating Sterling just as it happened in real life and it hit all the right notes.

"There's been a series of murders linked to Fargo!"

I'm still riding high off of Legion to keep me going three episodes in where almost nothing has happened.

After this, "I can help" is really giving "hold the door" a run for its money in phrases that no longer mean the innocuous thing they actually mean in mundane life.

The wide face and the eyes don't lie!

Polite counterpoint: Season 1 pilot. Buridan's Ass (the blizzard). Rhinoceros (Bear v. Ron Swanson at the police compound). And The Castle (the incident at Sioux Falls).

"Well that's your name!"

His ocular patdown confirmed that Gloria Burgle is indeed HOT.

I really tried. I like to think I really did. But can we do anything but pretend like this is of the dizzingly high caliber of Seasons 1 & 2? I know we who hold the past in high regard are all spoiled in hindsight but this just doesn't grip me.

He's got too many cases to handle this month.

Just like the main characters of Rogue One!

(Spins Wheel of Mortality)

- Time Magazine 2019

Precise answer: not really. I didn't have the problems some had with it (Space Jockey wrong, Charlize not running to the side), but I just found all of the characters dreadfully bland and the movie never engaged me on either a visual or visceral level to make me care for it beyond a review of "I saw that movie."

(gasp) ….now I know I shouldn't eat thee……

What the fuck even IS the "mainstream media"? Respected news outlets proven to not be lying? Sorry if your poorly xeroxed Facisct newsletter doesn't qualify as "mainstream media," Breitbart, so maybe it's time to stop being massive assholes.

I was a big fan when British Petroleum rebranded itself as DP Oil following the Gulf Crisis.