Nice complisult.

1, 2, 3, 4. And you are not….it!

"In fact, that bar license shouldn't be in there either….." (chompchomp)

And a pocket full of dreams!

Stop it! Hang up that phone, bird!

Yeah the Caitlin Jenner stuff didn't cross the line because Caitlin Jenner is transgender like Donald Trump is a Republican. Kind of but not really and done for selfish reasons.

I love this man's voice. Like velvet cake.

I'm sure the mere thought of a box cutter will both answer your question and further prevent sleep.

Dude has like zero strength for a middle-aged man of his build.

Oh my god that was sacrilege. Staring at the bag. Literally staring. Not eating his food. Not sipping his coffee. MOVING CLOSER TO THE TABLE TO GET A BETTER VIEW? RIFLING THROUGH THE TRASH CAN?

Tonight was rife with a shit ton of Breaking Bad references yet the only time I exclaimed during the episode was for VICTOR!

Season 2 was the sloooowest of burns so I thought we were getting Chuck's master plan, one more jump back to Mike, then see ya next week kids! But then Jimmy bucks the system and breaks into the house and FUCKS HIMSELF all in 45 seconds! GAH!

A little on the nose.

If you HAVE seen Breaking Bad though, the out-of-focus Gus Fring lurking in the fuzzy frame like the great white shark was massively unsettling. I was sweating.

Will you listen to me PARKER?

The "o" isn't even remotely close to the "a"!

Get off the stage!

Counterpoint: fuck that noise.

(Commercial break, downs a bottle of Jack Daniels, crushes up and snorts sweet tarts)

Jeez did both bots and Jonah do an Adam Pally-sized line of blow before they recorded this? Exhausting in its punch lines.