In the words of a flawless show on NBC: "I am enchanted and…..terrified."

Sub header: sarcastic shock.

I really dislike Mary Elizabeth Winstead saying "unfathomable pinheadery" (which is already a laborous line to begin with).

With a "Ozen."

"It's a parable. Humpty Dumpty is the king…"

(Trump voter at a rally)

It was a very Get Out series of inner confliction: wounded but incapable of breaking point due to rolling cameras.

"And now the House moves to vote on impeachment proceeding HR 5232: Looking like a fucking idiot while traveling abroad."

"The Wettest Salad in the Game!"

And racist! Don't forget those lovely lovely racists!

The BEST KIND of…..ah fuck it I can't finish. I want a new President ASAP.

It didn't affect those fucking Republicans who I'm now convinced should be collectively tried for treason and crimes against the government.

Seems like a nice fellow….

Tusca! Tuscaloosa Twister, Tusca!

Obi-Wan: And now…..little man…..I give the lightsaber to you.

A Song of Ice and Clickbait.

Paul Ryan: "Officer, I'm fine. I'm better than fine. I got a great night's sleep, I just ran 10 miles, and I haven't had a drop of alcohol in a year."

…..the man never traveled through time in his life.

Man, Cool World. That takes me back.

"You are not a Republican. You are in a cult!"