She's Black History's greatest monster!

We talking about the Hobbit again?

If it's not based on jingoist stereotypes I'm afraid you've lost me!

And Windu. Don't forget sweet, serious Mace Windu.

Dead right!

"I just flew in from Damascus and boy are my arms tired!"

The Batfleck cave is layered and constructed to the nth degree so uhh did Bruce Wayne build that all by himself? Or did he crib for Ozymandias, hire a crew of contractors, then kill them all to keep his secret.

"How we doin boys?"

*cracks neck*

Even so.

I just got bit by the Trump-Bat (bwannnn) and it's driving me MAAAADDD!

Guaranteed to freak out all the kids! Yay!

I'm cautiously optimistic. Now I had no delusions about Rogue One but after that election? I stopped focusing on the Clone Wars, a problem which had maligned me and almost converted me to thinking it was GOOD, and refocused me on our actual strife in the best way: the Galactic Civil War.

And not even then anymore!!

Between this and that Alec Baldwin "Boss Baby" movie, we all better get used to an entire generation of dipshit horse-laughing morons these movies will create.

What a scoop!

This is an AVClub. I AV….

We…..we didn't listen!

"Tonight! On Coruscant LIVE! We go inside the Imperial Senate and expose the corruption on the toxic backwater planet of Naboo! Gungan Lives Matter?? Plus, these baseless rumors about Sith. Go inside the Imperial Palace of our Beloved Emperor who claims such a religion never existed, and the Jedi apologized to him…

Like that one where the chick in white panties is haunted by her unborn kid twin brother for 120 minutes? Case closed.