I heard your dad went into a Dairy Queen and ate all the Dairy Queen and they had to close the Dairy Queen.

SHAME
(ring)
SHAME

Read your charter, Crow! "If foodstuffs should touch the ground let said foodstuffs be reported on by a media website!"

I was losing my MIND over how I knew Paper Boi, and I had to see it to believe it. He's Dr. Belinda Brown's ex-husband in Vice Principals! Such a brief glimpse but I knew I knew Alfred when I saw him. He's even better in this.

Ironically, Donald Glover's "Weirdo" remains a top 5 standup routine for me.

"…yeah."
(Batman dude runs off into the ominous oblivion)

"A kid's meal is just for kids only."

This…..this was great. It was the special I needed.

He's OF Neal!

Yes, but when does she make them sew buttons into their eyes?

For what it's worth, it was more of a suggestion than an order.

Ann Coulter bombed resolutely but nothing, noooothing, outdoes the Situation's nuclear winter of a set.

BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY-

Legitimately had to look away after the fourth or fifth cut-to. It had all the charm of the studying glare of Predator.

We're still talking about Hitler too.

(joke at Ann Coulter's expense)

Jesus Christ, that face. That blank, humorless, teeth gritty face in the first hour. Then cut to her set which stops the fun atmosphere DEAD in its tracks.

At this point, I'm starting to have (false) hope he kills Rick and takes over the show as main character.

I did not come here to have my reputation assassinated!

That Blake Lively Jaws movie can't have been good. She's just so…..blah. It's like she has a hard time delivering dialogue, like she has marbles in her mouth.