"Huh?? Oh, the lack of talent!"

Can we just fast-forward to that bullshit Zach Efron and Adam Levine comedy where Anna Kendrick and Aubrey Plaza skank out with each other?

Yeah, and my panties -are- melting, but…

Janos Slynt cuz fuck 'em.

I mean, if you love something, set it on fire.

This was good. It was Archer and it felt like Archer. That being said…..

Suuuulttryyyy

Alternative Heroes Only Response (on merit of voice, the show sucks overall, it was once the best, whatever this isn't about my dubious taste, just read and judge):

Once was true perhaps, and yet I fall asleep to Age of Ultron within moments.
Wait, what about Spader again?

I might sacrifice "cautiously-attracting yet proper sensual" for the rest of these voices which qualify as "ear honey" in terms of resonance.

Bob, McGuirk, or Archer version?

Alternative Game of Thrones Only Response (on merit of voice):

How does a self-sadistic douche like MacFarlane have the most golden 1940s voice of them all?

"I'm involved in this trifling AV Club debate nonsense under PROTEST."

It's the AV Club Friday Q&A, we're only here to fill out the numbers.

Cate Blanchett

No one who speaks South African could be an evil man…

I picture the "Lonely Island" guys.

It's got both male and female versions of Josh Hartnett (Clea Duvall) to boot.

What a scoop!