YEEEOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

This review probably covers the cold open until Whitney Cummings creeping into frame and screeching the episode to a halt.

WHAT. WHAT!? Life achieved.
Thank you, I officially owe you one.

A premonition of the film to follow.

Say it with me. "YAS Queen."

Whoa whoa, Robert Quarles was forced into gay prostitution as a kid then grew up to stalk, trap, and beat the ever-loving shit out of male street hustlers with various sexual undertones.

It's like a Dickensian miser reinvisioned for the 21st Century.

Uh, election in November, election in November…

Still banned by youtube from uploading the now-90 min compilation of all BB songs I've been striving to share with the world.

I tried watching that James Brown biopic on HBO a few months ago and I kept getting Dewey Cox chills from the larger-than-life way the script goes to make James Brown sound like a demigod.

It's Batman Forever but that's okay. The song has nothing to do with any Batman movie.

I keep seeing the Bug and Daffy connection. Plucky Duck was the shit. He's the true voice.

In that very same "Bachelor: Live" George St Geegland and Gil Faizon showed up in character and proceeded to shtick it up over the entire evening's events. No one really looked at them all that much, except for PFT (who certainly knows both Mulaney and Kroll) and he is fixated on their every word like he's watching…

How frightfully rude. I do hope someone stabs him in the eye.

Those Ape remakes fly in the very face of what the original film's stood for. Had that Tim Burton fiasco had better actors and an ending that the director himself could explain, we'd be sticking with either chimp suits or at the very least CGI of them walking upright the size of man.

Absolutely

"Chin Ho, your mother and I are getting a divorce."

In what fresh hell is "Spy Who Shagged Me" shittier than "Goldmember"?

That's a Renaissance word short for "God's Wounds!"

It's a shame such a stupid, flimsy movie has Liv Tyler looking her absolute best. Like, seven people will ever know.