My takeaways from Australia:

Since my local library system is awesome (they have so many DVDs), I've decided to watch the seasons of Survivor and the few stray episodes I missed. These seasons are Australia, Africa, Marquesas, Thailand and Pearl Islands. I will also rewatch Amazon and All-Stars since my memory of those seasons (especially…

I think the winner is going to be Jeremy or Jon (maybe Natalie or Jaclyn). This season has been really poor so far. I don't think anyone outside of Natalie, Reed or maybe Jaclyn has been made to look good this year.

I think in Micronesia, they hid an idol in a small cave in the water, which it seemed that only Ozzy could get to.

Just so you know, I would be happy to be your Candace and fill in for Judge.

I was really surprised that you could fill 50 minutes talking about this episode.

Same here. I could maybe see him winning if Jon and jaclyn side with Josh and he goes to the final 3 with Wes and Alec.

She has this sauce…

Yup. [spits]

See Sophie in South Pacific.

I was thinking Colton and Alicia, but Tarzan did give that end of racism speech.

Andy's robot voice will make it less depressing.

I remember feeling the same way towards Tyson in the Tocantins episode where Joe was medivaced. At least Tyson won the next immunity.

In the reunion, they kind of swept that under the rug and claimed she was evaced.

I'd say that would be a chaos season like Nicaragua or Gabon. Or Samoa, since you are given very little reason as to why Natalie won, other than she wasn't Russell.

Kim was fine. She was just surrounded by horrible racists.

1. The Survivor previews operate on Game of Thrones previously logic, where they show you things they think you likely forgot about that will play into the episode.

It will stop sucking when they cast decent people.

Was it still Wes's birthday when the challenge occured?

I am kind of surprised that Alec sees no problem in being in an alliance that is openly talking about getting rid of any singles. And by kind of surprised, I mean not really surprised since Alec is a moron.