I find Adam Conover and his stupid haircut bizarrely attractive, but I can't figure out why. I'm afraid to analyze it too much.

It's not so much disliking Sam as it is the way in which he disinherited him.

It wouldn't have been reanimated as a white walker, just an ordinary wight. And possibly not reanimated at all, if the reanimating is a conscious decision by the Night King or whoever.

Oh, jesus, I'd forgotten all about the pages-long description of Dany's food-poisoning shits. Thank you.

I think with the Unsullied, the whole shebang is gone. Same with Varys.

I'm not even into that and it was wonderful.

No, I think he's still got those.

I also interpreted that look Yara gave him as a "save yourself now so you can save me later" kind of thing, but now I think I was wrong.

I was going to say the Goo Goo Dolls, but nah, I'll own that. I still listen to Superstar Car Wash without shame (though Dizzy Up The Girl and Gutterflower were the albums that were actually current when I was in middle school.)

I watch it because sometimes I'm just in the mood for ridiculous, campy, sensationalist gore. Also because I enjoy the faces and occasionally-exposed butts of the five or six interchangeable dudes Murphy likes to cast every season. But quality television it is not.

Oh, for fuck's sake. And I had been getting excited for this season, too.

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them" is just a dick joke in context.

I was just reading something about tarantula hawk wasps earlier. I would watch an entire season about those. They're scarier than anything else that's ever been shown on AHS and there can be no better proof that God does not love us.

I mean, does it really matter what the initial theme is, though? It's only going to last a few episodes before it takes off in some completely unpredictable and totally unrelated direction, and then does that four or five more times.

Jaime and Cersei fucking.

Yeah, I feel like the entire series has been building to Jaime killing Cersei. It would feel a little weird if it were anyone else, at this point. But I'm sure it'll be spectacular, however it happens.

Honestly, I actually really liked the conflict between Jon and Sansa for exactly the reasons the review talks about. They both had valid points—though I think Jon's decision was ultimately the right one—but their differing opinions were 100% shaped by their previous experiences. You can trace exactly the process that…

Wasn't it established somewhere along the line that Valyrian isn't gendered or something, so "valonqar" just means "younger sibling," not specifically "brother," and it could be anyone's younger sibling, not necessarily Cersei's? I'm pretty sure Arya's still in the running.

Hayden Panettiere, for a while. Which was creepy as fuck because she was a teenager and he played her uncle and they went public like the second she turned 18, IIRC.

There were never any plans to make Sylar as a character gay, though, whereas Dekker's character was supposed to be before his agents interfered.