Since when does Marfan's remove people's necks?

There's Cheyenne Jackson, I guess. He has said on a few occasions that he's Native American, but I don't know details.

Why put in the effort, though? They don't need to. It doesn't matter how transparent or self-evidently absurd their lies are—their base will swallow every word out of their mouths as the irrefutable gospel truth, and go on to aggressively defend every single ever-changing position.

Would that it 'twere so simple.

Maybe in the Mad Men outtakes for Ginsberg's final episode.

I cannot be reached for comment at present, because I am incoherent with violent rage.

Approved.

Are we talking forcing them to fight each other, or picking one up and swinging him like a cudgel?

Fine! More punching for me.

Am I really the only one here who can't stand that dude's face?

Imagine you're in a room with this guy and Ansel Elgort, and for some reason you can only punch one of them. Which one do you go for?

That's what gets me more than anything. It's not so much that the new system won't foster discussion because it's so poorly designed—it's that the official reviews and articles are only half, if that, of what makes this site worth reading, and all the great discussion that people have contributed over the years will…

John Wilkes Booth's brother Edwin was one of the most famous and beloved Shakespearean actors of the day. While John himself was not as talented, he did apparently once play Mark Antony, as long as we're talking Julius Caesar.

One of the most brilliant Shakespearean scholars I've ever known staged a performance of the bad quarto of Hamlet wherein Polonius was played by a lemon. Just, like, an actual lemon sitting there on the stage. It was awesome.

That's what always bothered me about Joss Whedon's attempt at Much Ado. You can't put everyone in modern suits, and give them cell phones and shit, and still have them treat Hero the way they do without any repercussion and expect the audience to be comfortable with the ending.

That does sound like a better commenting system than Kinja, actually.

Guacamole?

Where are you getting "might be an anti-Semite" from?

Do beauty vloggers count? I need those for when I'm too cheap to buy seven-dollar drugstore makeup without seeing a video of it on someone else's face first.

I saw someone comment "This REEKS of Obama."