Maybe someone did it after he died, just to complete the canon.

Do you not get how Shakespeare works? America's probably never had a president who wasn't at some point portrayed as Julius Caesar in a production of Julius Caesar. It's about the least original staging idea there is, next to A Midsummer Night's Dream with hippies.

I am also of the opinion that Seinfeld is kind of a douche and Kesha is often unfairly maligned, but that doesn't mean he owes her an apology for not wanting a hug. People are perfectly within their rights to avoid hugs they don't want, regardless of fame level.

True, it's not keeping them away from the rest of the comments, but damn if they won't do backflips to avoid acknowledging that link.

If for no other reason than it seems to be repelling them, like Scotchgard.

I love how Dave and Pat up there are too busy patting each other on the ass over how very, very bravely they bore the reign of the tyrant Obama, who crushed all dissent beneath his boot and would never have suffered an artistic criticism like this in any way, and how heartbreaking it is to see such hatred from the…

This had been a fun comments section. What cesspit did we get linked in this time?

Please provide evidence that this happens on any side but yours. Any evidence at all. A single example. Really, just one.

What lies? We point out that he lost the popular vote, which is backed up by hard data that nobody has any actual reason to call into question, despite his baseless, entirely unsupported claim that millions of undocumented immigrants voted for his opponent.

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An upstart Crow beautified with our feathers, a tyger's hart wrapt in an AV Club commenter's hyde.

Not according to Tom Stoppard.

All's Well That Ends With The Means of Production In The Hands of the Workers

There have to be better ways for the right to take cues from Elizabeth I than to to throw a shitfit about treason and conspiracy because something bad happens to a historical monarch in a Shakespeare play. Can't they just defeat the Spanish Armada for us or something?

I loved DA: I, but I'm weird about BioWare games in that I tend to love what everyone else hates about them and hate what everyone else loves about them. I never even realized there was any animosity toward it until after I'd finished multiple playthroughs.

Wait, seriously? I liked that book, and I guess if I had to pick a studio to adapt it into a game I'd choose BioWare, but…huh.

Wasn't she diagnosed with schizophrenia? Or was that just speculation? I've been operating under that assumption for years because I thought I read it somewhere, but maybe not.

Statutory rape is rape for a reason. The legal exceptions that exist for instances where the participants are very close in age may give a clue as to what that reason is.

But an underage person can't legally consent. That's why it's rape.

I am that creepy rat friend, and this sounds like the best idea in the world.