Cosigning as a Pennsylvanian. We're terrible and we deserve righteous disdain.

At least we'll always have "You just brought piss to a shit fight!"

Is there a particular reason you keep saying "Moslem" like some kind of Victorian phrenologist?

Female children, and young women. That's another important facet to this.

I couldn't initially imagine why terrorists would choose to target an Ariana Grande concert—though it does make sense when I think about it more; it must have been one of the largest/densest crowds in the area if the goal was to inflict as much damage as possible—and so I had thought it was likely to be something like…

The derailment to talk about male circumcision as if it were a totally equivalent phenomenon was rage-inducingly perfect. I've never in my life seen a discussion of FGM that doesn't do that within thirty seconds.

But he'd also have absolutely no chance of reelection, and I don't trust this country anymore not to give Twitler a second term if he makes it to 2020.

All his comments across multiple threads have been deleted, which usually means the whole account is gone.

I can't imagine he'd have been banned, when he's been such a fixture. His comments were controversial, sure, but in a thought-provoking way. He must have deleted his own account, but I wish he'd said why.

I know that Drudge Report infestation was tough, but the AV Club's been a little delete-happy this week. The Ghost of Eazy E is gone completely. I have no idea whether he left on his own or got banned.

I do enjoy the occasional appearance of that running gag about their friendship, where Che will make some comment about a mortifyingly lame white-guy thing Jost did when they were hanging out, and then it'll cut to Jost looking betrayed and offering some mumbled excuse. I mean, they have a good dynamic with each…

Tell me about them, George.

The LA Times article did have a mention of it— "Glib predictions of 10,000 dead, and the chief of police's insistence that there were 'little babies getting raped,' swirled around the media like so much free-flowing sewage."

While our queen is on hand, her mom freezes the land,
So the farmers can't make bread.

I’ve seen a blind guy bite a police horse! A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom! I once bit into a burrito and there was a child’s shoe in it! I’ve seen a hooker eat a tire! A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy’s! The sewer people stole my skateboard! The projects I lived in were…

You really thought this was clever enough that you had to copy and paste it more than once? Oh, honey.

I find myself thinking about that line from Mad Men a lot. "What is happiness? It's a moment before you need more happiness."

Not to take issue with the majority of the article, but I don't know that I'd call avocado a "healthy snack." My dad has developed some kind of psychosomatic allergy to the stuff because he says it feels like eating a stick of butter.

I feel like Josh's cluelessness frequently makes him cross into douchebag territory, like when he's too self-absorbed to realize his actions are hurting people, but he is not a fundamentally douchey person.

It was a close enough race that I'm hoping enough of the "ehhhhh, I just don't feel motivated to vote" people and the "voting Green isn't throwing my vote away, you neo-lib sheeple!" types will come to their senses and turn out for Trump's actual opponent in four years.