I always kind of felt like the lyrics to "People Are People" were vague enough that they almost invited whiny white people to insist that the song could just as easily be about people of color being all mean for no reason.

I had to look up what a subtweet was. I'm not even old.

An elf-boy-bear who has spoken at length about shitting himself onstage, no less. That's all I can ever think of when I see him now.

Maybe once they start gluing skulls to their MAGA hats.

I wish they'd find a way to toss in Mozenrath from the TV series.

Can't be worse than the time we turned a reality show into the executive branch, I guess.

Cherry Starbursts won the popular vote.

It's really fascinating to see her in grown-up early-60s styles, the sort of thing Betty Draper was wearing in the early seasons of Mad Men when Kiernan herself was still running around as a six-year-old in floofy cupcake dresses.

That's the explanation I've always assumed, but I didn't know if it was accurate or not. Ostensibly, and rather ironically, the Common/Orcish language barrier that translates "lol" to "kek" is in place to prevent interfaction trolling, because whenever it's been removed in the past, players have immediately taken the…

I take exception to the idea that Costner's bad accent and the shitty Bryan Adams song were not more than made up for by the gift that was Alan Rickman.

I don't feel like giving Buzzfeed the traffic, but did that come from World of Warcraft or is it a reference to something else? I've never been sure.

The answer is "none; it's supposed to be that way, but forgetting the ketchup is an offense worthy of firing or expulsion."

It goes bad once it's opened.

They didn't include Bowie last year? I could have sworn they did.

I don't think the part of Pennsylvania I'm from sucks less than the other parts, it just sucks differently.

The A.V. Club

He'll get his ten-year-old to do it. Barron's very good with the cyber.

Rick Santorum?

I mean, I'm annoyed that he stumped for Jill Stein too, but as far as I'm aware he's not a sexual abuser or anything.

I didn't notice it, but my mom swears that at some point Matt Damon stuck out his foot and tripped Kimmel so that he nearly faceplanted.