The A.V. Club

Bring forth the lirpa!

Which kind of makes the joke in Breaking Bad about how Saul once convinced a woman he was Kevin Costner all the funnier.

But does it come with presidential flash cards?

"Why do you have Jesus tattooed on your dick?"
"It's so people, when I'm boning 'em, can say 'I got Jesus…inside me.'"

I think the implication was more "unfortunately for him, he's still best known for a role he played 20 years ago because he hasn't done anything more memorable since."

I mean, Hollywood could always greenlight more movies written by/directed by/starring more people of color in the first place so that there's more of that material available to be nominated come Oscar time, which I thought was the ultimate goal of this boycott.

After the week British entertainers have had, I actually went and checked just to make sure that wasn't serious.

I can't. I just know I'd activate his stupid-looking lightsaber all night long. God help me.

Well, he's never gonna be president now.

"You used to pull your punches."

Fuck. I loved Alan Rickman's work fanatically as a tween/teen, and even got to meet him after seeing him in Private Lives on Broadway. I don't know which of his movies is going to be hardest to watch now. Galaxy Quest is my family's go-to favorite movie, and it'll be pretty brutal now.

The sad part is that I can't tell whether you're talking about The Last Battle or The Horse and His Boy.

I always thought the Lady in the Green Kirtle was Jadis/the White Witch. They're not the same character?

I know there's all kinds of debate about what order the books are actually supposed to go in, so when I was a kid, I just finished them in the order of which ones were most interesting. I didn't end up reading beyond the first chapter of Prince Caspian until college, and that just for completion's sake.

There's no point in pirating it, though. The special effects are the only reason to watch it, and you can't get the full effect of them without actually going to the theater and forking over money.

I've heard that a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes, so it would have to be edited for commercial breaks.

Kylo Ren: You overturn the game board whenever things aren't going your way.

We can't help it. Some of us just really like big noses.

Polanski drugged and anally raped a middle-schooler who said no. There was not a single thing consensual about it, even if a thirteen-year-old were capable of consenting to sex with an adult, which is not the case.