And the statistics on them get inflated by the fact that victims who are coerced or pressured or blackmailed into recanting are marked down as false accusers even when they're not.

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Because he knows nothing of loyalty. Smells like new money, dresses like fake royalty.

That guy was stunning. Like, holy shit. I'm kind of surprised there wasn't at least an accidental glimpse of dong, though, just with all the running around and flailing limbs. I am both impressed and disappointed.

Eliza Dushku and Tiger Woods. And Rudyard Kipling.

Oh, I would have been mad if they'd refrained. Subtlety is not what I want from this show. I watched this episode in the hopes of seeing Cheyenne Jackson's ass and a freaky-ass monster baby, and just because it didn't disappoint on one doesn't mean I would tolerate being cheated out of the other.

I'm kind of bothered by the line in the review about how Liz "firmly and kindly sets Tristan straight" about his own sexuality. You aren't entitled to do that for other people. You get to do that for yourself. Liz doesn't have to call herself gay or a man or a gay man if she doesn't want to, but she doesn't have the…

Yeah, they really did lend themselves well to that.

I seem to recall being slightly too old for the show at age 10 or 11 but watching it anyway because Mozenrath was sexy.

I think the Countess just made it worse. Alex fell out of the frying pan and into the "dressing like a literal Victorian governess" fire.

Yeah, where do Liz's kids fit into the Countess' mission to rescue neglected children from the parents who don't love them?

I think that's just because they couldn't really make Denis O'Hare look that much younger. I'm guessing he was supposed to be in his thirties or so, and I could buy Liz being sixtysomething now.

I was trying to remember if we've seen much in previous episodes about what it's like for the newly-turned before they feed for the first time, and I don't think we have. For adults, it seems to involve withdrawal-like symptoms, fitting with the addiction theme of this season; for children, it seems to manifest more…

No matter how stupid the serial killer party was, the entire episode was redeemed by Tristan's "Wait, are you banging her, too?"

Maybe Tristan will make out with him next. Then he can be the bi-curious man character instead.

I kept wondering what happened to the dead dog. Like, did Alex clean it up somehow? Or did she leave it there for the poor daughter to find when she got home from school or whatever?

Upvoted just for the gimmick. Well, and also because it's a good point.

I just know she was arrested on domestic violence charges for beating the shit out of Evan Peters when they were dating. (Are they still dating? I have no idea.)

The most hilarious thing about that line was the way he acted like he actually hadn't been aware of it until Gaga informed him.