I think the problem most people have with the nail polish, if they do have a problem with it, is that the type of rape it's trying to combat gets a disproportionate amount of attention compared to how often it actually occurs.

I appreciate that he has the decency to die in the first twenty minutes of the one in which he is naked, saving me the trouble of having to watch beyond that.

"She wasn't too embarrassed to have sex with my husband!"

Thank you for this. Really, thank you.

If I were the HBO CEO of Weenies, there would be cocks all day every day, so it really depends on the woman.

My bad, I didn't realize it was a schoolyard chant (although I guess it was mentioned in the article.) I should have known I was giving Katy Perry too much credit.

For some reason I was interpreting the milk part as semen, rather than actual breast milk. It seemed more thematically consistent with "lemonade" and "chocolate," those being used as metaphors for bodily fluids/waste.

No, really, I want to know this, because I had that feature for like a day before it went away again, and it was kinda useful and I would like it back.

Ah, okay. Maybe it was something else that made me throw the book against a wall, then.

You have a stronger stomach than I did. I vaguely remember getting to a point somewhere in the second book where Ayla tames a pet lion, and that was it for me. Did that actually happen, or did I just hallucinate it?

Yeah, I don't remember being inordinately freaked out by Dumbo or Pinocchio, but goddamn did I have nightmares about the Heffalumps.

Oh, is that what they're doing? I was never exactly sure what was going on with it, but I guess that makes more sense than trying to figure out how to make a movie about a game with nine million individual protagonists.

I remember reading some interview once where he was practically begging to be cast as Varian Wrynn if that World of Warcraft movie ever got off the ground. The movie is apparently happening, with like actual actors and a real director and everything, but sadly Brandon Routh and his magnificently-cleft chin don't seem…

Yeah, I didn't think of it that way, but you're right. It was cool that the Default Human Everyman Protagonist that every show with aliens needs to have was a black guy, but Harlan did still veer into stereotype sometimes. The whole conflict with Radu did make their bromance all the more enjoyable once they finally…

So what, was it the shame of being accused of ripping off "Roar" from Sara Bareilles that made her downgrade to ripping off Christian rap? Don't set your sights so low, Katy; there are plenty of other things you can plagiarize before you sink that far.

You know, I remember obsessing over Space Cases as a kid, but it wasn't until I was older that I realized how interesting the conflict between Harlan and Radu was, especially when it was addressed in that episode where they had to research their family histories or something. The whole premise of their relationship…

But will Ioan Gruffudd be reprising his role as the Wetwork Specialist? It's important to know these things.

Never be ashamed of thinking Jay Baruchel is a hot piece of ass. Bony ass, sure, but hot nonetheless. I'll back you up on that.

…yeah, nope, still gonna stick with "unacceptable in any context."

It's not necessarily "projecting roofies," but it is a recognition of the fact that plying women with alcohol to lower their inhibitions is something that often goes hand-in-hand with the kind of refusal to take no for an answer that the rest of the song is about.