The idea of wearing down a woman's defenses so that she'll stop saying no is unacceptable in any context, but I mean, "Baby It's Cold Outside" actually features the line "say, what's in this drink?" So it's got that extra bit of jesus-what-the-fuck.

Seriously. Diane Guerrero is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen.

Holy crap, seriously? I watched it every week, but I couldn't enjoy it as much as I otherwise would have just because I didn't think there was a chance in hell it would get a second season and I didn't want to get attached.

Ben Hur 2: Ben Hurder.

Well, we've seen other black inmates, like Sophia, who just don't seem to want to be involved with the rivalries between groups, and I assume most of the others are probably either like Sophia or just organized into groups of friends. It's pretty much like how Red's gang only involved a small subset of the white…

Ugh. I only knew about some of that and I still hated him. Yeah, Larry's suckiness may not reflect badly on Jason Biggs, but basically every single thing he's ever done in real life does.

I've lived here for almost all of my life, so I guess it just never really occurred to me that there might be a whole world of better pizza out there that I was missing. Like—I know, theoretically, that New York and Chicago are supposed to have amazing pizza, and I've traveled to both cities more than once, but I've…

You know, I haven't really eaten a whole lot of pizza outside of the general Philadelphia region. Maybe that's why I'm meh about it.

It's both, I think, although that is a really good question. I was trying hard to stay sympathetic to Taystee and put myself in her shoes and try to imagine being given those ultimatums by the closest thing I had to a parent, considering that Vee had been grooming her since early childhood—but I still couldn't help…

Right? It just makes me genuinely angry that people think it's some kind of great love story and that they belong together and whatever the fuck. That relationship defines toxic and emotionally abusive. And even the argument that they're both horrible and therefore deserve each other doesn't really work, because…

I just didn't like that there had to be a sexual component to her humiliation, which so often seems to happen to female villains. I was totally on board with her losing everything and really wanted to savor her downfall, but the blowjob threw me out of it it. I'd been all happy throughout the entire scene, like "FUCK…

I think it was left ambiguous, but I really hope it was the theft that landed her in jail and not that something bad happened to her daughter.

I'm not the kind of person who talks to the TV/computer, but I was actually pleading out loud for Nicky not to use the heroin. And I wasn't even alone in the room.

I could listen to Samira Wiley speak German all day.

Daya's ultimatum was logistically not practical, but I wouldn't call it idiotic or say that it was just because she was hurt that he wouldn't publicly acknowledge his love. I don't think she actually expected him to confess, but she was making a point. It was about the power dynamic—the fact that they're not equals,…

I enjoy watching Piper a fair amount of the time, but only when Alex isn't involved at all. I loathe Alex so much that I'm just going to have to fast-forward every scene she's in. It was so nice not to have to deal with her for most of this season.

It didn't feel insignificant to me, because I could only imagine the kind of terror Christopher has been living with for years and most of my sympathy was with him, but even so, my heart was really pounding during the scene where he came home. I just wanted so badly for Morello to escape. Part of it was that I didn't…

If we go with the theory upthread that the bomb was fake, then she wouldn't necessarily be on trial for attempted murder—but then, if she's in jail for harassment and stalking, would she even have gotten a few years? I don't know that stalkers usually get sentences that long, even if they should.

Yeah, I think some of my aversion to Richard comes from his (admittedly inadvertent) creepiness and utter lack of self-awareness with his ex, which Monica wasn't there to see. He didn't have the excuse of sleep deprivation while he was advancing on a clearly uncomfortable woman and backing her into a corner to make…

As rom-coms go, it was still better than He's Saint-Just Not That Into You.