Wait, what's that? I would definitely watch Michael Shannon robbing kids of their homes and vaping 99.9% of the movie.

Aww, my other favorite child-hurting supporting actor performance of 2015.

And he better nominated for an Oscar for it!

The Rock drops "woman" as a way to greet women way too often in those movies for it to be an ironic, knowing thing, right?

I love how Jason Statham massacres basically every person inside of a hospital at the very beginning of the movie and then it's never addressed as if it would be a major international news story or anything. It's just like, ehh, had to start the movie with a bang.

Oh, and the introduction of Idris Elba in Beasts Of No Nation, which is the film that finally, properly sexualizes him. And right from the get-go. The emphasis is on his thighs and forearms and chest, and he's covered in sweat. Mmm, fuck yeah. He gets to play a lot of other things over the course of the movie, but…

Why are we arguing here? THE ROCK FLEXES A FUCKING CAST OFF HIS ARM!

Every scene with him is amazing. Why is he sweating at the beginning of the movie? He looks like he just finished an intense workout, but he was actually only doing some paperwork. What is his official job title? Is there no uniform regulation? The sleeveless Under Armour was cleared by HR?

Wow. That beard is wonderful. I fucking love distinguished middle-aged actor beards.

The scene where The Rock literally flexes a cast off his arm in Furious 7.

Björk is as good, I think, as anyone has ever been in a Lars von Trier film. I don't say that lightly. It's worth watching for her alone.

The very same. And for the record, I did not kill my wife Kathleen BonerTime. Nor did I kill Susan Berman. I did kill Morris Black, but it was out of self-defense.

Sounds like you really got your Joan Didi on.

High school me just felt actual pain at seeing Rushmore described as "not that special."

"Sympathy dick pain."

That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfiend. This is classic Tammy.

I did tell her about the HBO miniseries, although she hasn't watched it yet. I wish she would. It was my favorite thing on TV all of last year. But she's really more a reader anyway, I think. She's also a math teacher in Maine, so it was an incredibly easy suggestion for me to make.

The Idiots was the only one I had to torrent. It's weird that it's easier to find something like Medea on DVD than it is to find the The Idiots. But I enjoyed it a lot. The bluntness of the dialogue is hilarious and there are some great and uncomfortable moments in it. And the film is cut up with interviews of the…

Oh, and I also had that fun pop culture moment when you check the upvotes in a thread you've participated in and you realize someone upvoted every comment in that thread except yours.

Ehh, you can do voice acting in sweatpants.