Nice write-up! Even when I mentioned the reviews that called it "campy," that was never a dealbreaker for me. I feel like ballet gets that reputation on screen to some extant and I was ready to watch it regardless of whatever the reviews said. And for what it's worth, they do seem to range from "amazing and…

Also, it's one of the easiest jokes in the entire movie, but I always laugh whenever I see Maurice sitting with Amber by the pool and his button-up shirt is completely open and his gut is hanging out.

He's got coke and he's got cash in that safe in that bedroom and if we leave here without it, man, we're fucking idiots, man! We came here to motherfucking do something and we can fucking do it, alright?! Are you with me?!

I must have been 12 when I first saw (it was whenever it was first released on DVD, I didn't see in theater) and I remember being so uncomfortable while watching it. In hindsight, it was sort of my first Kubrick movie, so that makes sense. But rewatching it now, it just feels huge. Like it would multiple viewings to…

I've been doing a steady Curb rewatch and — controversial opinon time — I think it's better than Seinfeld. I identify so much more with Larry than I do with any Seinfeld character.

Maurice is maybe the most likable character in the entire movie. He actually walks around the house a little bit looking for the kid's mom. It sucks that they put a Q in his family name at the end of the movie. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A "G"!

I always thought when watching that, like, Huh, she's snorting coke as her son is calling her and isn't that fucked up. And I'm only now realizing I was projecting my own childhood experiences onto it and wasn't considering where she was coming from and how sad she seems through most of the movie. I mean, her…

Watched all of Masters Of None. Loved it. I thought Aziz's stories translated so much better into TV episodes than it did into stand-up.\

Please, please, please watch the entirety of The Shield. I'm super prone to hyperbole on this site, but the final three seasons of that show are fucking unimpeachable and the series finale is emotional dynamite.

Seriously, go fuck yourself. You're making all sorts of wildly incorrect assumptions with your comment.

Not because David Michôd directed and Adam Arkapaw photographed the pilot? Those two dudes are names you want to watch out for. Plus, Michôd is really hot as far as directors go.

Still, it required a bit of mental gymnastics to block out how horrifying it was.

I eat pieces of shit like high schoolers for breakfast.

I can't think of a single thing on the Internet that has disturbed me as much as this picture. Like, other shock site pictures I can wrap my head around because it just involves some bodily function or whatever, but that picture is so insane because it's purely a creation of someone's imagination and I hate it so, so…

Also, I have my fingers crossed that this thing is going to sell the sex of the men as much it will of the women. One of my closest friends is a professional ballet dancer and he is easily the most beautiful of all the people who give me the time of day and his outfits are incredibly revealing and his body is frankly…

Well, fuck. Now I have to watch it.

Samesies. I always thought Tom Cruise's character in Magnolia was despicable, even though I absolutely love the performance, but it wasn't until I got my first dog last spring that his threats about dropkicking his dad's dogs if they came near him when he visits his father on his deathbed made me loathe him on an…

I almost feel like I shouldn't post this comment, but fuck it, I'm going for it since you've put a name to something that has scarred me for years and years and years.

Anything where high school-aged kids bully adults, which I didn't know I was scared of until the "Bully" episode of Louie. Even now, as only a 25-year-old, I keep my mouth shut in places like movie theaters where teenagers are talking openly and loudly out of fear that they'll humiliate me with threats.

Man, the reviews for this show are all over the place, but I can't wait to watch it. Glamour called it "the darkest show from a woman's point of view yet" and a bunch of places have called it "campy," but I don't know, I'm ready for an over-the-top dark ballet drama. I love that stuff.