Best feature of 2015 by a considerable margin. Just, holy shit.

Heh, "suck seeds."

He probably doesn't even smoke weed.

All right, the most important thing is that we don't get too far apart. Me and you, we gotta be close. That's the magic of America: love. Otherwise, you're gonna get air bubbles in there and it's gonna start canoeing and everything.

The show wasn't really hitting, but Kal Penn will give it a good rip and clear it out.

He nearly burned the White House down when he turned on the stove to preheat it so he could cook some Bagel Bites and then forgot to put in the Bagel Bites.

Those spiders I'm told aren't really there?

Yeah, I get it, it's not a very cool thing to be into.

-AND TWINS!

This sounds like an episode of Nathan For You.

I know. Yuck!

For sure, but no one even challenged this guy to reconsider his thinking about it and that was really disappointing.

They must have had a bunch of Christmas episodes, then.

"HEY, RAY! FUCKING PROBLEM HERE, BUDDY?"

You never even saw that one episode where his brother was tall and goofy?

No, I meant that the looking up personal information like addresses is the cyberstalking part of it.

SNL should just trying sitting on its hand for awhile. It would feel like a completely different type of comedy!

It's manageable. He does shed a lot, but regular brushings take care of most of the mess. I still end up vacuuming everything at least once a week, though.

Not too long ago I read a comment on some ASMR subreddit that blamed women making YouTube videosfor getting upset if guys were cyberstalking them because, and I kid you not, they should have known better than to make videos in areas of their apartments or houses that might be described or included as pictures in real…

I didn't actually mean to get into a discussion about race in Wes Anderson's movies, I just wanted to make a stupid joke to talk about a breed of dog I love.