i'd say this crop of jokes is done… and dusted

"PBS is literally raping my childhood"

"stand back- this is gonna hurt someone!"

i put all my WoT books (mostly hardback) in paper bags within a few minutes of finishing the last book and now they live somewhere else. fucking awful.

it did. my store has the "new" cover, so i'm assuming the earlier one was the UK version.

can you imagine the media shitstorm if some CCW hero lit those fuckers up?

Red Dawn- somehow i watched that movie dozens of time when i was in kindergarten/first grade (a bootleg copy on a Betamax borrowed from my uncle)

ah, thanks- stark industry proprietary fabric technology!

my flaccid, sore-ridden penis? my flaccid, sore, ridden penis? either way, remind your dad to get some lube, his asshole chafes.

your schtick is much weaker, honestly

wait, how is iron man not sinking into the couch cushions at all? am i missing something? is he levitating, or is it an anti-gravity suit or what?  

Tasha, did it bother the shit out of you to keep typing the title of the novel? it's awful.

you mean "responding to trolls is kind of my bag," i think

that's what your mom said.

yes, i get the pokemon version of "mambo no. 5" stuck in my head all the time and have to pull it up on youtube because nobody ever believes that it happened.

thanks to the internet, indeed!

"hey, vulture, get over there by that starving baby!"

float through the door, don't need the four-four, all you hear is poppa don't haunt me no more

there was a pretty decent interview with Marr on Talk of the Nation last weekend wherein he definitively states that there will never be a reunion. better, though, is that he talks about how and why people always ask and gives a good reason for the "no."

actually, this dog of a movie makes it far less likely that a Ubik adaptation will happen.