after refusing them regularly for literally four and a half years, yes, i finally opened one- i figured that if getting every single one sent back wasn't alerting the company to the fact that they weren't reaching the intended recipient, maybe i could do it personally.

some of his mail used to go to a certain address, now some of my mail goes to a certain address. i would prefer that nobody play internet detective, that's all.

naw, "Felipe Rose"

not gonna explain how, but i sometimes get random pieces of the indian village person's mail, and i can tell you that, while the royalties would certainly pay for normal bills and groceries, they wouldn't be enough to get rich off of.

could you be a little better with your comment next time? that one sucked.

watch vast work the crowd- effortless

we've had her at my shop a number of times and she's a really sweet and down-to-earth person with a great sense of humor. paranormal YA ain't really my thing, but all of my coworkers have loved her books, too.

no mention of the G-Unit Books title Death Before Dishonor, "written by" 50 Cent and Nikki Turner?

Maggie is a really wonderful person, too, and i always feel good about selling her books.

oh, so THAT explains why he just booked Joe Don Baker as an opening act!

"i'm gonna squint the hell out of ALL of you"

you literary short story lovers should check out last year's Birds of a Lesser Paradise; it's one of the best things i read last year (and i'm not terribly into literary fiction)

more coherent plot, yes, but one that was almost totally familiar- much less fun and interesting than JDATE's batshit insanity. it also didn't fit into the world created in JDATE, leaving me to wonder if he shoehorned the characters into an existing, older story. it wasn't bad, and i laughed quite a few times, but…

Spiders is not better, nowhere close

i just want to know if the movie constantly uses the word "retarded" like the book did.

when the revolution comes, jesus christ gonna be standing on the corner of lennox ave and 125th st trying to catch the first gypsy cab out of harlem

"i… was a backdoor pilot"

shit, forgot about this, but it's really goddamn good and quite powerful.

shit, forgot about this, but it's really goddamn good and quite powerful.

Reamde is a brick, too, but it's a surprisingly snappy read- it's pretty much a twisty thriller with a smattering of dorky mmo gamer stuff (which this non-mmo gamer found quite interesting)