i found it only slightly funny, for what it's worth

i think this thread moved away from comedy a long time ago, lobsters

no, a lot of it was weird rather than funny, but some of it was hilarious. this was also fifteen years ago as a high school freshman, so i dunno if i'd feel the same on first exposure now. shrug.

ha. are we on mcsweeney's now?

tell your friend to rent straw dogs.

weird, i was thinking about babysue yesterday… i used to bring my older brother's copies to school and show them to my friends at lunch, praying that a teacher or someone who rode my bus wouldn't see them. "light up that jernt, yolanda!" still frequently pops into my head.

who is gonna play ZMF?

save the last dance
for mao

shit, i'm dumb. didn't read the review at the time because i hadn't read the book yet, then i guess i forgot… can we erase all this?

i agree that peck's involvement with shift makes his opinions suspect, but that's a pretty hilarious article. not quite twain tearing cooper five or six new ones, but entirely worthy of a read.

dude looks like he wants to get you drunk on mead and show you his turkey leg.

christ, i wrote "it's"

reincarnate as an angry poisonous mushroom
so you can come back as vanilla ice?

sometimes it's safe to judge a book by it's cover
also, did i miss the review of the thousand autumns of jacob de zoet?

all good, dogg. i acknowledge that any of those sword-wielding people could disembowel me in the blink of an eye and they are most likely capable of holding their own in a sword fight, i just feel those videos are hardly an adequate measure of that ability.

haha, you said equinox was a good example of something.

kevin smith really likes star wars, huh?
enough that he cast yoda as a little girl, anyway.

i thought luda rocked burberry cologne

ringtones, for the time being, are indeed where the money is at. also, yes, soulja boy has put out a few other inexplicably popular songs.

in terms of sheer ruined meat on display, how does rambo 4 stack up against your mom at a nudist colony?