personally, i prefer a minimum of brutality when it comes to my BMs.

"end"? no, the album doesn't "end" here.

you must have some amazingly good weed.

i guess that explains 311's popularity, too.

goddamn, there you go applying logic and ruining things for the rest of us!

drugs and casual sex: the movie

how about his less-famous brothers
joe or frank?

um…. i saw them in '01, it was pretty fun. go buy this album, son. '01.

why?
just 'cause.

an english elementary school teacher i know told me about the time they invited dahl to speak at their school and how after a few minutes they had interrupt, thank, and walk him off stage because he started discussing sexual fantasies with the kids.

i about shit myself the first time i heard gollum beatbox

when i was five or six, my neighbor's mom took us to the video store. he wanted to rent a my little pony movie, but i argued for wizards and won. other than liking it, i don't remember much about my initial reaction the movie (i have seen it since), but i can't imagine it didn't have a major impact on my young,…

sucker mcs and wargs beware
and all you elf girls throw your hands in the air!

you don't trust me huh? well, you know why…
we're not supposed to trust anyone in our profession anyway

new name
"brothers" is actually spelled out now.

oh, shit, manowar!

"So provoked she kept rambling about it"

"How far does this abomination extend—anybody know?"

you wouldn't be able to pull that scam unless you knew how to address an envelope. well, it wouldn't surprise me if some of my customers inadvertently pulled it off….

i understand that people have switched primarily to email and online bill-pay, so people don't have much occasion to use the postal service, but to not know that you need to put a stamp on an envelope, much less where (and where to put the address, what "return address" means) is inexcusable.