*Casually checks Indiglo wristwatch.

Is "shitty dialog" in reference to Girls or porn parodies? Because I agree.

Keep trying.

As long as one of us enters to "Rainbow Connection."

<— The 26 year-old man who got really excited when he heard Paul Williams.

I like the part where Gatsby bashes the guy's head in in the elevator.

Go Down, Moses.

Dethklok doesn't understand what all the fuss is about.

If you tell a cop you're pregnant they have to let you go to the bathroom and tell you they're a cop.

I finished Freedom a few months ago and really enjoyed it. It was my first Franzen, and I was not acclimated with the amount of distaste some people seemed to harbor for that book.